orphen

Dunno if you all'v heard this one.

A tourist visitint russion stops by a bar to get a drink but he ran out of cash. so he looked around and he saw a bunch of guys with long beard getting free vodka. so he went up to the bartender and asks him why these guys wigth the long beard get free drinks.

"simple, the guys with the beard are police men, non police don't have beard"

the tourist sits around a bit then ask for a beer. he finishes his beer, gets up and is about to walk out as the bar tender stops him.

"you gotta pay"

"no i don't, come here" he turns around and walk into the bathroom.

the bartender was kinda confused but curious, he followed him anyways.

as the bartender walks in, he sees the tourist ass naked
"secret police" ...

Cervantes

Hehe.. Kinda funny..

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matthew330

completely lost.

barrineze

his pubes most likely...

KirStang

SPOILER ALERT! (makes it not as funny):

Because the people w/ beards are police, his hidden pubes are 'secret' police...

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Redlemon

So, he doesn't shave his pubes? How insensitive!

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CoachAlan

I was thinking that it was because they guy had a hairy ass. The bartender did see "the tourist ass naked."

Trying to decipher the broken Engilsh of the joke made the voice in my head sound like Jakov Smirnoff.

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Flesh

heh not bad. probably loses some of the punch through translation

Delvid

Thanks for the explanation. I was lost.

iam_immigrant

how i get it....thanks for explainin'

braindamage351

I had no problem getting it. Good one.