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Originally posted by braindamage351
I'd have gone for the legs if I was an expert marksman...
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Going for the legs is the wrong thing to do if you are an expert marksman. This would leave the guy alive and then he would be able to sue you for medical, pain and suffering, loss of income and potentially rehab and future loss of income. As well as, since you are an expert marksman, you could be charged with maiming him. You were the victom, but now the justice system has turned it around and he is the victom. Just shoot him....shoot him dead.
Now to get back on topic...great joke.
/me copies and pasts it into an email to forward around.