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I loved this so much that I sent it to all my buddies.
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
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158. The revolution is not now.
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29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
are some of my favorites!
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!
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