From the top secret government training film:
Gentlemen, I have something awesome to reveal to you.
Go ahead sir.
Two flying saucers just landed on my plate.
You mean the eggs, sir?
Let's just call them the phenomena.
Well, sir, I think you've got your phenomena scrambled.
Sir, uh, pass the syrup, general?
That's a good idea, Chuck, but syrup won't stop them. Next?
Uh, pardon me, sir, but are you nuts?
Ha ha, that's just what they want you to think.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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