I spend an inordinate amount of time as
therapist to the project manager of my current customer, this woman is screwed up beyond beleif and dumps all her troubles on me.
I am also a
referee -- the customer I am currently at, works with 2 other sister companies, and there's a lot of political infighting between the three companies, everyone is always bitching about someone else, and they all bitch to me. (Now, to find a way to use the info they give me for monetary gain)
Pinnocchio
when people ask for when bugs will be fixed (oh, that'll be in the next release. (nose grows) Can your software do that? (Oh, yes, i can do that---- given time and money -- nose grows) I tell so many fibs over the course of the week - I often have to remember who I am talking to otherwise I start fibbing to the programmers - and that's not good.