Inspired by the
What do you do for a living? thread, what do you
REALLY do at your job.
I'll give an example for the confused.
My job is a computer technician, both as a day job and a side job. However, I do more than just fix PCs.
I'm a room designer. (If we move that table over there you can set the printer on that.)
I'm a furniture mover. (Can you help me move the table?)
I'm a grief counselor (I'm sorry that you worked for four hours on that document without saving it, but I can't find it on your drive.)
I'm also part grade school teacher. (OK, see that picture in the corner that says "My Computer"? Great, now double click that...)
I could go on, but I want to hear your stories.