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YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 01:14 PM

New Baby
>An expectant couple were soon to have their first child. Their doctor
>told them of a new invention to relieve the mother's pain during
>childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would
>transfer the pain she experienced to the baby's father.
>
>
>The couple talked it over and the husband was anxious to help his wife
>with her delivery. When the blessed time came, they opted to use the new
>invention. It was strapped to the mother and the dial was set at 1.
>
>
>With the mother's contraction, the husband felt no pain. He asked that
>the dial be adjusted to 3. With the next contractions, the mother felt
>less pain and the husband tolerated the experience well.
>
>
>The husband, feeling courageous and noble, asked that the dial be turned
>to 100%. The nurse did so and the mother completed the entire labor and
>delivery with no pain. The husband did not feel any pain either, and was
>certain that women had over-rated their plight in childbirth.
>
>
>A few days later the happy new family returned home from the hospital.
>They were shocked as they drove into their driveway to see the mailman
>lying dead on the front porch.

05-07-2003, 01:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	New baby New Baby >An expectant couple were soon to have their first child. Their doctor >told them of a new invention to relieve the mother's pain during >childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would >transfer the pain she experienced to the baby's father. > > >The couple talked it over and the husband was anxious to help his wife >with her delivery. When the blessed time came, they opted to use the new >invention. It was strapped to the mother and the dial was set at 1. > > >With the mother's contraction, the husband felt no pain. He asked that >the dial be adjusted to 3. With the next contractions, the mother felt >less pain and the husband tolerated the experience well. > > >The husband, feeling courageous and noble, asked that the dial be turned >to 100%. The nurse did so and the mother completed the entire labor and >delivery with no pain. The husband did not feel any pain either, and was >certain that women had over-rated their plight in childbirth. > > >A few days later the happy new family returned home from the hospital. >They were shocked as they drove into their driveway to see the mailman >lying dead on the front porch.