YELLOW450

New Baby
>An expectant couple were soon to have their first child. Their doctor
>told them of a new invention to relieve the mother's pain during
>childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would
>transfer the pain she experienced to the baby's father.
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>The couple talked it over and the husband was anxious to help his wife
>with her delivery. When the blessed time came, they opted to use the new
>invention. It was strapped to the mother and the dial was set at 1.
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>With the mother's contraction, the husband felt no pain. He asked that
>the dial be adjusted to 3. With the next contractions, the mother felt
>less pain and the husband tolerated the experience well.
>
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>The husband, feeling courageous and noble, asked that the dial be turned
>to 100%. The nurse did so and the mother completed the entire labor and
>delivery with no pain. The husband did not feel any pain either, and was
>certain that women had over-rated their plight in childbirth.
>
>
>A few days later the happy new family returned home from the hospital.
>They were shocked as they drove into their driveway to see the mailman
>lying dead on the front porch.

Emotion

man that would suck

hotzot

good one!

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The Bully Boys are here!

fizzledorf

tough way to find out!

zaiaz

Arrggghhh....it's tough to find a good mailman in this day and time.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

mturner333

I like it haha

DEI37

Oldie, but a goodie!

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

Atropos4

I've heard this one before .....It's one of my favorites!!!!

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annie1

dang! i didnt see that comming