A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she
dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his
penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the
handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to
cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, handed him the saw and said, "Nope" I'm going to set the garage on fire."
