She's got a cute face, but her vagina's a wreck!
Smooth...like surprisin' yer sister when she comes home drunk.
Breath like an anchovy's cunt.
Eight to eighty, a heartbeat 'n' a hole.
You feelthy bastard, I speet on your scrotum!
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
Last edited by vermin; 07-21-2004 at 08:55 AM..
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