unoaman

Many of us grew up with some of these sayings, anybody have more to add?



It's hotter today than, two gerbils humping in a wool sock!

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."

"This'll jar your preserves."

"Cute as a sack full of puppies."

"If things get any better, I may have
to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

"Gooder than grits."

"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."

A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."

When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."

If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

"She's uglier than homemade soap."

"Your momma's so fat, when she got on the scales to be weighed,
it said 'To be continued'."

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."

"I'm just about as welcome at my inlaws,
as a hair in a biscuit.",