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Originally posted by ShaniFaye
it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there
man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P
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The whole point of fortune cookies is to add "in bed" at the end. I mean, whats this world coming to anyways? First, fortune cookies don't offer real fortunes anymore. They usually say things like "You should be nicer to people" or "You might want to try to help somebody". THAT'S CALLED ADVICE DAMMIT, NOT FORTUNE! I WANT MY DAMN FORTUNE, NOT SOME BULLSHIT ADVICE! WHY DONT YOU JUST CALL THEM "ADVICE COOKIES"?! ARRRRRRRRRRGH! AND NOW THEY ARE NOT PUTTING ANYTHING IN! GODDAMN YOU FORTUNE COOKIE INDUSTRY!!!!!!!
look, dont worry about it.