06-22-2004, 04:07 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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fortune cookie
I just ordered chinese delivery, and after I ate my meal I went for my fortune cookie. I was thinking 'awesome it's been a while since I had one of these, I wonder what my fortune might be.'
Unfortunately when I opened the cookie open there was no fortune! I was stunned! I ate the cookie anyways thinking that it's better to get rid of this bad fortune....cookie. Does anyone else have any similiar experiences? What do you think the message behind all of this could be? |
06-22-2004, 04:46 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: Lilburn, Ga
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it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there
man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P
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06-22-2004, 06:10 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Location: Florida
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It means the company that made the fortune cookie sucks anus. I mean c'mon your making a friggin fortune cookie and you forget half of the product. FORTUNE and cookie. It even says the ingredients to make a fortune cookie in the title. Damn them. Damn them to hell.
It doesn't mean anything really. Don't fret over it. :P |
06-26-2004, 04:23 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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07-01-2004, 05:48 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Location: Under my roof
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What I want to know is with lottery numbers on the back of all fortunes nowadays, why isn't everyone winning the lottery?
What? You mean they aren't REAL fortunes? horeshit.. I just can't believe that.
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07-18-2004, 08:24 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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07-19-2004, 08:16 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
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Location: Texas
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08-01-2004, 03:26 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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