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Temporary_User · 06-22-2004, 04:07 PM

I just ordered chinese delivery, and after I ate my meal I went for my fortune cookie. I was thinking 'awesome it's been a while since I had one of these, I wonder what my fortune might be.'
Unfortunately when I opened the cookie open there was no fortune!
I was stunned!
I ate the cookie anyways thinking that it's better to get rid of this bad fortune....cookie.
Does anyone else have any similiar experiences?
What do you think the message behind all of this could be?

JohnnySchoolbus · 06-22-2004, 04:41 PM

You're going to die.....soon. Relatively speaking, of course.

ShaniFaye · 06-22-2004, 04:46 PM

it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P

optik_nerve · 06-22-2004, 06:10 PM

It means the company that made the fortune cookie sucks anus. I mean c'mon your making a friggin fortune cookie and you forget half of the product. FORTUNE and cookie. It even says the ingredients to make a fortune cookie in the title. Damn them. Damn them to hell.

It doesn't mean anything really. Don't fret over it. :P

Sp0rAdiC · 06-22-2004, 07:23 PM

ive actually gotten a LOT of that, its werid, never happens to any friends or family, but ive got it at least a dozen times... meh, im still around, i could care less

eggers · 06-26-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShaniFaye
it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P

LOL I do the same "in bed" thing.

BrassSteve · 06-27-2004, 01:06 AM

i've gotten a cookie once with 4 fortunes

saut · 06-27-2004, 03:30 PM

This happened to my girlfriend last night at PF Chang's. Cheap bastards.

scrooloose · 06-28-2004, 08:40 AM

you have 24 hours

queedo · 06-30-2004, 07:30 PM

It means that the milkman will move in and raise your kids after you die a terrible death in the bowels of a trash compactor, and there will be no C3PO to save you this time.

Spanxxx · 07-01-2004, 05:48 PM

What I want to know is with lottery numbers on the back of all fortunes nowadays, why isn't everyone winning the lottery?

What? You mean they aren't REAL fortunes? horeshit.. I just can't believe that.

kurtisj · 07-03-2004, 09:31 PM

i think your over-reacting for nothing. simple factory error, prolly happened thousands of times

07-04-2004, 12:03 AM

Who said the fortune cookie is bad if it has no fortune in it? It simply wasn't put in at the factory as that can happen sometimes.

Bentley Little · 07-06-2004, 11:41 AM

person has too much paper in diet...

-=shikamaru=- · 07-18-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShaniFaye
it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P

The whole point of fortune cookies is to add "in bed" at the end. I mean, whats this world coming to anyways? First, fortune cookies don't offer real fortunes anymore. They usually say things like "You should be nicer to people" or "You might want to try to help somebody". THAT'S CALLED ADVICE DAMMIT, NOT FORTUNE! I WANT MY DAMN FORTUNE, NOT SOME BULLSHIT ADVICE! WHY DONT YOU JUST CALL THEM "ADVICE COOKIES"?! ARRRRRRRRRRGH! AND NOW THEY ARE NOT PUTTING ANYTHING IN! GODDAMN YOU FORTUNE COOKIE INDUSTRY!!!!!!!

look, dont worry about it.

Sargeman · 07-19-2004, 08:16 AM

Quote:

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P

......in bed

Herb · 07-20-2004, 12:13 PM

I once got a fortune that read "blessed are the children of the world for they will inherit the national debt". Could be funny but I hope "in bed" will not apply.

Gman · 07-21-2004, 10:00 PM

I got one that just said:

"You like competitive sports"

Someone out there is running out of ideas.

anleja · 08-01-2004, 07:32 AM

A while ago, I got the ultimate forture in a cookie:

"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."

You can't beat a forture like that.

cheeterbo · 08-01-2004, 09:26 AM

it means you havent eaten enough chinese

MSD · 08-01-2004, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb
I once got a fortune that read "blessed are the children of the world for they will inherit the national debt". Could be funny but I hope "in bed" will not apply.

That's a good quote from Herbert Hoover. The actual wording was "Blessed are the youth, for they shall inherit the national debt."

06-22-2004, 04:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	fortune cookie I just ordered chinese delivery, and after I ate my meal I went for my fortune cookie. I was thinking 'awesome it's been a while since I had one of these, I wonder what my fortune might be.' Unfortunately when I opened the cookie open there was no fortune! I was stunned! I ate the cookie anyways thinking that it's better to get rid of this bad fortune....cookie. Does anyone else have any similiar experiences? What do you think the message behind all of this could be?

06-22-2004, 04:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

06-30-2004, 07:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	It means that the milkman will move in and raise your kids after you die a terrible death in the bowels of a trash compactor, and there will be no C3PO to save you this time. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-01-2004, 05:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Spanxxx Psycho Location: Under my roof	What I want to know is with lottery numbers on the back of all fortunes nowadays, why isn't everyone winning the lottery? What? You mean they aren't REAL fortunes? horeshit.. I just can't believe that. __________________ I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. - (supposedly) Peter Nguyen, internet hero

07-03-2004, 09:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	i think your over-reacting for nothing. simple factory error, prolly happened thousands of times __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-22-2004, 04:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
JohnnySchoolbus Upright	You're going to die.....soon. Relatively speaking, of course.

06-22-2004, 06:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	It means the company that made the fortune cookie sucks anus. I mean c'mon your making a friggin fortune cookie and you forget half of the product. FORTUNE and cookie. It even says the ingredients to make a fortune cookie in the title. Damn them. Damn them to hell. It doesn't mean anything really. Don't fret over it. :P

06-22-2004, 07:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sp0rAdiC Insane Location: VT	ive actually gotten a LOT of that, its werid, never happens to any friends or family, but ive got it at least a dozen times... meh, im still around, i could care less

06-27-2004, 01:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
BrassSteve Upright Location: bay area, ca	i've gotten a cookie once with 4 fortunes

06-27-2004, 03:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	This happened to my girlfriend last night at PF Chang's. Cheap bastards.

06-28-2004, 08:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
scrooloose Tilted Location: NY	you have 24 hours

07-04-2004, 12:03 AM	#13 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Who said the fortune cookie is bad if it has no fortune in it? It simply wasn't put in at the factory as that can happen sometimes.

07-06-2004, 11:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	translation person has too much paper in diet...

07-20-2004, 12:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
Herb Upright	I once got a fortune that read "blessed are the children of the world for they will inherit the national debt". Could be funny but I hope "in bed" will not apply.

07-21-2004, 10:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
Gman Insane Location: Down South In Louisiana	I got one that just said: "You like competitive sports" Someone out there is running out of ideas.

08-01-2004, 07:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	A while ago, I got the ultimate forture in a cookie: "Among the lucky, you are the chosen one." You can't beat a forture like that.

08-01-2004, 09:26 AM	#20 (permalink)
cheeterbo Crazy Location: newyork	it means you havent eaten enough chinese