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Old 06-22-2004, 04:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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fortune cookie

I just ordered chinese delivery, and after I ate my meal I went for my fortune cookie. I was thinking 'awesome it's been a while since I had one of these, I wonder what my fortune might be.'
Unfortunately when I opened the cookie open there was no fortune!
I was stunned!
I ate the cookie anyways thinking that it's better to get rid of this bad fortune....cookie.
Does anyone else have any similiar experiences?
What do you think the message behind all of this could be?
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Old 06-22-2004, 04:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2004, 04:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P
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Old 06-22-2004, 06:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It means the company that made the fortune cookie sucks anus. I mean c'mon your making a friggin fortune cookie and you forget half of the product. FORTUNE and cookie. It even says the ingredients to make a fortune cookie in the title. Damn them. Damn them to hell.

It doesn't mean anything really. Don't fret over it. :P
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ive actually gotten a LOT of that, its werid, never happens to any friends or family, but ive got it at least a dozen times... meh, im still around, i could care less
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P
LOL I do the same "in bed" thing.
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Old 06-27-2004, 01:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i've gotten a cookie once with 4 fortunes
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Old 06-27-2004, 03:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This happened to my girlfriend last night at PF Chang's. Cheap bastards.
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Old 06-28-2004, 08:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It means that the milkman will move in and raise your kids after you die a terrible death in the bowels of a trash compactor, and there will be no C3PO to save you this time.
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What I want to know is with lottery numbers on the back of all fortunes nowadays, why isn't everyone winning the lottery?


What? You mean they aren't REAL fortunes? horeshit.. I just can't believe that.
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Old 07-03-2004, 09:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i think your over-reacting for nothing. simple factory error, prolly happened thousands of times
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Old 07-04-2004, 12:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Who said the fortune cookie is bad if it has no fortune in it? It simply wasn't put in at the factory as that can happen sometimes.
 
Old 07-06-2004, 11:41 AM   #14 (permalink)
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person has too much paper in diet...
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there

man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P
The whole point of fortune cookies is to add "in bed" at the end. I mean, whats this world coming to anyways? First, fortune cookies don't offer real fortunes anymore. They usually say things like "You should be nicer to people" or "You might want to try to help somebody". THAT'S CALLED ADVICE DAMMIT, NOT FORTUNE! I WANT MY DAMN FORTUNE, NOT SOME BULLSHIT ADVICE! WHY DONT YOU JUST CALL THEM "ADVICE COOKIES"?! ARRRRRRRRRRGH! AND NOW THEY ARE NOT PUTTING ANYTHING IN! GODDAMN YOU FORTUNE COOKIE INDUSTRY!!!!!!!

look, dont worry about it.
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Old 07-19-2004, 08:16 AM   #16 (permalink)
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man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P

......in bed

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Old 07-20-2004, 12:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I once got a fortune that read "blessed are the children of the world for they will inherit the national debt". Could be funny but I hope "in bed" will not apply.
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Old 07-21-2004, 10:00 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I got one that just said:

"You like competitive sports"

Someone out there is running out of ideas.
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Old 08-01-2004, 07:32 AM   #19 (permalink)
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A while ago, I got the ultimate forture in a cookie:

"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."

You can't beat a forture like that.
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Old 08-01-2004, 09:26 AM   #20 (permalink)
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it means you havent eaten enough chinese
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Old 08-01-2004, 03:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I once got a fortune that read "blessed are the children of the world for they will inherit the national debt". Could be funny but I hope "in bed" will not apply.
That's a good quote from Herbert Hoover. The actual wording was "Blessed are the youth, for they shall inherit the national debt."
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