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fortune cookie
I just ordered chinese delivery, and after I ate my meal I went for my fortune cookie. I was thinking 'awesome it's been a while since I had one of these, I wonder what my fortune might be.'
Unfortunately when I opened the cookie open there was no fortune! I was stunned! I ate the cookie anyways thinking that it's better to get rid of this bad fortune....cookie. Does anyone else have any similiar experiences? What do you think the message behind all of this could be? |
You're going to die.....soon. Relatively speaking, of course.
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it means you didnt have anything to add the phrase "in bed" to and you'll lie awake all nite trying to figure out what should have been in there
man/woman with no fortune in his cookie is a man/woman who will be tired the whole next day :P |
It means the company that made the fortune cookie sucks anus. I mean c'mon your making a friggin fortune cookie and you forget half of the product. FORTUNE and cookie. It even says the ingredients to make a fortune cookie in the title. Damn them. Damn them to hell.
It doesn't mean anything really. Don't fret over it. :P |
ive actually gotten a LOT of that, its werid, never happens to any friends or family, but ive got it at least a dozen times... meh, im still around, i could care less:crazy:
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i've gotten a cookie once with 4 fortunes :crazy:
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This happened to my girlfriend last night at PF Chang's. Cheap bastards.
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you have 24 hours
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It means that the milkman will move in and raise your kids after you die a terrible death in the bowels of a trash compactor, and there will be no C3PO to save you this time.
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What I want to know is with lottery numbers on the back of all fortunes nowadays, why isn't everyone winning the lottery?
What? You mean they aren't REAL fortunes? horeshit.. I just can't believe that. |
i think your over-reacting for nothing. simple factory error, prolly happened thousands of times
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Who said the fortune cookie is bad if it has no fortune in it? It simply wasn't put in at the factory as that can happen sometimes. ;)
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person has too much paper in diet...
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look, dont worry about it. |
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......in bed ;) |
I once got a fortune that read "blessed are the children of the world for they will inherit the national debt". Could be funny but I hope "in bed" will not apply.
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I got one that just said:
"You like competitive sports" Someone out there is running out of ideas. |
A while ago, I got the ultimate forture in a cookie:
"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one." You can't beat a forture like that. |
it means you havent eaten enough chinese
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