>> A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about
>> enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of
the
>> shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want
bigger
>> boobies"
>>
>> So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked!
>> She grew great boobs! One morning, she was running late and
>> when she was on the bus, she realized she had forgotten
>> her morning ritual. At this point, she loved her new boobs and
>> didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the
>> middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies,
>> I want bigger boobies."
>>
>> A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to
>> Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
>> He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
