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Old 07-15-2004, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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>> A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about
>> enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of
the
>> shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want
bigger
>> boobies"
>>
>> So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked!
>> She grew great boobs! One morning, she was running late and
>> when she was on the bus, she realized she had forgotten
>> her morning ritual. At this point, she loved her new boobs and
>> didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the
>> middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies,
>> I want bigger boobies."
>>
>> A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to
>> Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
>> He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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Old 07-15-2004, 08:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahah thats a good one.
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats one to tell my dad.... funny stuff
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LoL, heard it before,
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2004, 07:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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