This past weekend, I was digging a very large (3' diameter trunk) stump out of my front yard. One of the neighborhood kids, who we really don't care for, kept riding his bike by and asking us questions and making comments.
Finally one time when we were still digging on it, he rode by and asked, "Any luck yet!?"
I replied, "Yeah, we got it dug up, pulled out, and then decided that we liked it there in the first place, so we're reburying it!"
He stopped, looked at me with a completely dumbfounded look,
and then rode off. My wife and son almosted filled their pants they laughed so hard after he had gone down the road.
He didn't say a word to us the rest of the day.