AH! I had another one of these moments just the other night...
(
Me and Corinna are in Kitchen, making dinner. I'm standing over the stove)
Me: (
Accidentally touches side of pan ) AAAARRGH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK HOTHOTHOT (
Runs to sink ) JEEEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! (
Puts hand under running water ) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
Corinna: "Is it hot?"
.... I was a little too nonplussed to think of a clever retort
lol