I know this is gonna sound annoying, but whenever someone asks me a really stupid quesion I usually respond with a complete non sequitor, whatever happens to be on my mind at the moment.
Guy in car: "Are they closed?"
Me: "After Hogan's Heroes was cancelled, Bob Crane was killed in his sleep by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex with prostitutes." (walk away without explanation)
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f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"
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