I had a good one yesterday. I was over at my friend's house for the 4th and later in the evening my friend's father came outside with a bunch of bottle rockets, (Fireworks are illegal in my state and I guess they had had them for a while).
Friend - "Where did you get those?"
Friend's Father - "In the garage."
Friend - "They were just sitting there?"
Me - "No they were running around playing football actually."
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