warrrreagl

Who remembers this old gag in MAD Magazine? Well, let's start one.

You may either post a good snappy answer to someone else's stupid question, or you may post your own stupid question to see how clever the rest of us might be.

Here's a stupid question that happened to my wife and me tonight. We pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant at about 9:55PM and approached the front door. We were obviously being watched the whole time by another car that pulled in right after us. As we reached the front door, I pulled the right side and then the left, only to discover that both doors were locked.

The other car pulled up next to us as we turned to walk away, and the driver called out, "Are they closed?"

What should we have said? Give me some good snappy answers.

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