Hanxter: This is because of the perfection with which I created the earth. All dangle angles, whether they be manmeat or a melting candle, have a degree of dangling that is the approximate heat of the meat minus 10 degrees fahrenheit. I might add that Fahrenheit is the correct use of measuring temperature - some quack came up with Celsius. He's in hell now.
Bernadette - I think you answered your own question with that picture.
Peetster - it's always in the last place you look because any man of god worth his salt knows that continuing to look after one finds a lost item is an invitiation to the devil as it is against my will to do so. You don't want to end up in hell with the guy who created the Celsius degree, do you?!
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Doing my best not to end up like Kathleen Chang.
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