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Old 06-30-2004, 01:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Memnoch
As all mathematelephants know, a square root is always the source of the vegetable multiplied by L7. We also know that the vegetable equivalent of 27 (or 3*3*3) is onion. While naked elephants are currently only an emerging field of mathematelephants, the concept of an extra length within the field, combined with the toxicity of fermenting grape juice (Assuming it's from france) combined with German engineering will give us the equation:

L7 * onion * world war II

An illegal left hand turn onto a one way street while going the wrong way is obviously in violation of Article Monkey, Pargraph Lion, Sentence 19 of the Geneva Convention, and is therefore a moot equation, therefore we get the equation:

L7 * onion * world war II * 0

Now, any mathematelephant worth his peppers knows that all equations that include 0 MUST equal the currnet number of pandas in the San Fransisco zoo, which is, of course, 2.3.

Now, seeing as I have several doctorates in the studies of geological formations, we can know that the Sahara desert will reach Alask in approximately eight-million years. In eight-million years, also, summer will be winter and night will be a knew stage of day known as "Might", because of a giant asteroid that Earth will have captured within its gravitational field, and which provides twice as much light as the moon (Therefore provided 2 lunar light units each night). Therefore our equation comes to:

2.3 / 8x10^6, * 3

I assume when you say 1984, you mean the 1984th year of the Messianic age, which we all know is a load of bullshit Freud made up in his failed attempts to come to understand the complexities of mathematelephants, and is therefore another moot point, therefore bringing the equation, once again, to 2.3. The final equation comes to:

2.3 * 2.38

Which, we all know, is equal to carrot.
wow. that is very impressive, Memnoch. A+


so um... where do baby carrots come from?
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please don't say the cabbage patch.
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