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Originally posted by ratbastid
Try dangling from the chandelier, spanking her clit with fur from a wild yak, and rubbing her down with seasoning and herbs. While crooning.
Seriously, there aren't any "tricks" or "tips" that will get you very far. Explore with her. Ask her what she likes. Try some things and see what she responds to. Mainly, just pay attention.
(Edit: This will, unfortunately, require admitting that you're not a sexual god. Sorry about that and all, but you can thank me later.)
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Please realize that he's joking. Do not attempt this.
Use polar bear fur. Yak hair chaffs.