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No no no no no. Dubya is many things, but even I wouldn't suggest that molester of domestic fowl is among them. Try it this way:
Q: Why Did George W. Bush cross the road.
A1: Because the right thing to do was stay put.
A2: Because Karl Rove told him to.
A3: Ronald Reagan would have done it.
A4: He heard there were terrarists over there.
A5: To get the "Free Speech Zone" out of the photo op.
A6: He was looking for his pet goat.
A7: He did not cross the road. This is a blatant lie dreampt up his opponent to tar him with a Jaywalking rap.
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