Why did George Bush cross the road... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SirLance · 06-23-2004, 12:22 PM

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Because his penis was stuck in the chicken!

tekaweni · 06-23-2004, 02:17 PM

Hmmm... I dont get it?

Tophat665 · 06-23-2004, 02:26 PM

No no no no no. Dubya is many things, but even I wouldn't suggest that molester of domestic fowl is among them. Try it this way:

Q: Why Did George W. Bush cross the road.

A1: Because the right thing to do was stay put.
A2: Because Karl Rove told him to.
A3: Ronald Reagan would have done it.
A4: He heard there were terrarists over there.
A5: To get the "Free Speech Zone" out of the photo op.
A6: He was looking for his pet goat.
A7: He did not cross the road. This is a blatant lie dreampt up his opponent to tar him with a Jaywalking rap.

SirLance · 06-23-2004, 06:24 PM

I think I like TopHat's list better than mine!

snoop · 06-23-2004, 06:42 PM

All of the above !!
S

onetime2 · 06-24-2004, 04:05 AM

He didn't he just lied and said he did.

hrdwareguy · 06-24-2004, 08:56 AM

Remember this is the humor forum and not the politics forum. If you must make political commentary, take it to politics.

Any political commentary responses will be deleted without notice.

prb · 06-24-2004, 08:59 AM

A: Because God told him to.

A: To collect another campaign contribution.

A: To avoid a pretzel.

A: To look for weaons of mass destruction.

onetime2 · 06-24-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hrdwareguy
Remember this is the humor forum and not the politics forum. If you must make political commentary, take it to politics.

Any political commentary responses will be deleted without notice.

Huh? Aren't many of these politically motivated? How can you make a joke of Bush without it involving politics? Or am I reading your comment wrong?

hrdwareguy · 06-24-2004, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by onetime2
Huh? Aren't many of these politically motivated? How can you make a joke of Bush without it involving politics? Or am I reading your comment wrong?

You're misunderstanding my comment.

Political joking would be answers like, "because his father would have" or "to avoid another pretzel" (as mentioned earlier).

Political commentary would be like saying someting like,

Quote:

looking for weapons of mass disturction

"yeah, we're never gonna find those because they don't exist and the american people are all dolts for following him and letting him lead the country."

See the difference?

Dwarf020 · 06-24-2004, 12:18 PM

not really...

hrdwareguy · 06-24-2004, 12:28 PM

The joke is a one line answer, it involves no personal opinion of the matter, other than the expressed answer.

The commentary is taking someone else's answer and making commentary and opinion on the answer.

tekaweni · 06-24-2004, 03:27 PM

...and we all have a sense of humour or we wouldnt be reading in here.

I see your point <b>hrdwareguy</b> just think its a bit heavy-handed.

Lighten up a bit, post the occasional joke too - we get precious few contributions from mods in here.

SirLance · 06-24-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hrdwareguy
Remember this is the humor forum and not the politics forum. If you must make political commentary, take it to politics.

Any political commentary responses will be deleted without notice.

Most humor involves either politics or sex. Nobody said anything political by your own definition. Cool yer jets some, dude.

06-23-2004, 12:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Why did George Bush cross the road... Why did George Bush cross the road? Because his penis was stuck in the chicken! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-23-2004, 02:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Hmmm... I dont get it? __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

06-23-2004, 02:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	No no no no no. Dubya is many things, but even I wouldn't suggest that molester of domestic fowl is among them. Try it this way: Q: Why Did George W. Bush cross the road. A1: Because the right thing to do was stay put. A2: Because Karl Rove told him to. A3: Ronald Reagan would have done it. A4: He heard there were terrarists over there. A5: To get the "Free Speech Zone" out of the photo op. A6: He was looking for his pet goat. A7: He did not cross the road. This is a blatant lie dreampt up his opponent to tar him with a Jaywalking rap. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-23-2004, 06:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I think I like TopHat's list better than mine! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-23-2004, 06:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
snoop Insane	All of the above !! S __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

06-24-2004, 04:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	He didn't he just lied and said he did. __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

06-24-2004, 08:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	Remember this is the humor forum and not the politics forum. If you must make political commentary, take it to politics. Any political commentary responses will be deleted without notice. __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

06-24-2004, 08:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
prb Psycho	A: Because God told him to. A: To collect another campaign contribution. A: To avoid a pretzel. A: To look for weaons of mass destruction.

06-24-2004, 12:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dwarf020 Tilted	not really...

06-24-2004, 12:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	The joke is a one line answer, it involves no personal opinion of the matter, other than the expressed answer. The commentary is taking someone else's answer and making commentary and opinion on the answer. __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

06-24-2004, 03:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	...and we all have a sense of humour or we wouldnt be reading in here. I see your point <b>hrdwareguy</b> just think its a bit heavy-handed. Lighten up a bit, post the occasional joke too - we get precious few contributions from mods in here. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten