I've used several pocket pussies and they all sucked compared my faithful dick beaters. Maybe it's because you paid good money for a Fleshlight when you coulda paid for dinner and a flick or just a regular prostitute for a fuck. Hey do what you want, I don't think you're a loser. Just feel lucky you can even admit to jerking off. When I was a kid (80s) that was tantamount to being a homo is you admitted to beating the bishop.
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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince
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