God: "I refuse to prove that I exist, because proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
Man: "Ah, but the Babel fish is so incredibly useful that it absolutely proves you exist. Thereby, according to your own argument, you don't."
God: "Oops, I hadn't thought of that."
Whereupon God disappears in a puff of logic. Man goes on to prove that up is down, black is white, and promptly gets himself killed at the next traffic crossing.
Oolon Colluphid published the argument in his final, seminal work "Well, That About Wraps It Up For God."
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