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gdr2004 · 06-15-2004, 07:52 AM

Ahhh sorry, I got mixed up and there's another thread where I put what I wanted to put (Oh dear). Mods?

[here is the content from the original intended post]
A few observations

1. I should have bought it on my 18th birthday instead of waiting for almost a month before deciding to take the faithful plunge towards the porn mag stand

2. Some of the chicks in the mag are quite ugly, at least by my standards. Are my standards too high? Maybe they're in there as a speed bump in case I'm "going through the pages" too fast.

3. They come in packages of three!

4. The grocery store clerk will NOT look at you weird (maybe because I decided a refill for a bicycle oil lube could wait until the next trip)

5. Playboy actually has articles and they're quite interesting!

6. A magazine centerfold actually folds out a la movies. Neat!

7. There are no red x's in a porn magazine
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To answer the questions- I turned 18 in May, and the first thing I wanted to do was what anyone would do, buy porn, cigarettes and goto a strip club. Problem was, I already had access to porn, I was out of one dollar bills, and I didn't smoke. Well, one day curiousity got the best of me and I marched into a local grocery store in the early mornings. My hands were shaking as I reached into my wallet to grab my picture ID. I was sweating on the inside, my legs were shaking, you would have thought that I was a rookie cop in a drug busting adventure, but really, everything I did was totally legal. Maybe it was my conservative christian upbringing which made my adventure into the porn magazine consumer land so "dangerous", but now that I've seen the other side of the fence so to speak, I like it :-D

06-15-2004, 07:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
gdr2004 Crazy Location: CA	Ahhh sorry, I got mixed up and there's another thread where I put what I wanted to put (Oh dear). Mods? [here is the content from the original intended post] A few observations 1. I should have bought it on my 18th birthday instead of waiting for almost a month before deciding to take the faithful plunge towards the porn mag stand 2. Some of the chicks in the mag are quite ugly, at least by my standards. Are my standards too high? Maybe they're in there as a speed bump in case I'm "going through the pages" too fast. 3. They come in packages of three! 4. The grocery store clerk will NOT look at you weird (maybe because I decided a refill for a bicycle oil lube could wait until the next trip) 5. Playboy actually has articles and they're quite interesting! 6. A magazine centerfold actually folds out a la movies. Neat! 7. There are no red x's in a porn magazine ----------------------- To answer the questions- I turned 18 in May, and the first thing I wanted to do was what anyone would do, buy porn, cigarettes and goto a strip club. Problem was, I already had access to porn, I was out of one dollar bills, and I didn't smoke. Well, one day curiousity got the best of me and I marched into a local grocery store in the early mornings. My hands were shaking as I reached into my wallet to grab my picture ID. I was sweating on the inside, my legs were shaking, you would have thought that I was a rookie cop in a drug busting adventure, but really, everything I did was totally legal. Maybe it was my conservative christian upbringing which made my adventure into the porn magazine consumer land so "dangerous", but now that I've seen the other side of the fence so to speak, I like it :-D Last edited by gdr2004; 06-15-2004 at 08:02 AM..