gdr2004

Wasn't sure where I should post this (sorry Mods), but I finally got my first set of porn magazines the other day.

A few observations

1. I should have bought it on my 18th birthday instead of waiting for almost a month before deciding to take the faithful plunge towards the porn mag stand

2. Some of the chicks in the mag are quite ugly, at least by my standards. Are my standards too high? Maybe they're in there as a speed bump in case I'm "going through the pages" too fast.

3. They come in packages of three!

4. The grocery store clerk will NOT look at you weird (maybe because I decided a refill for a bicycle oil lube could wait until the next trip)

5. Playboy actually has articles and they're quite interesting!

6. A magazine centerfold actually folds out a la movies. Neat!

7. There are no red x's in a porn magazine

SiN

Ok....and your point is....?

Do you want to discuss this? And if yes (which it ought to be, this *is* a discussion board)...what do you want? Questions answered, comments/experiences shared, what?

I hope we're not simply supposed to congratulate you

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gar1976

That's nice.

Now, why on earth would you pay to subscribe for something that you can download for free?

Aside from the portability and all.

Slims

So that makes you what, about thirteen?

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tekaweni

You say "finally" - were they hard to get? Guess we shouldnt expect a reply for a day or two ;-)

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redarrow

Tip: If the pages are stuck together, that means its been used before.

sailor

Muhahaha... Sorta what I was thinking.

Uh, congrats... I guess.

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clockworkgreen

And?

Eric640

With the internet and all I'm suprised porn mags still exist.

Holo

posters gotta scan something. Not everything out there was shot digitally.

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zxello

Im thinkin he went out and bought them from a sex shop or something, sorta like a coming-of-age ritual?


if so........ grats

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maleficent

Tough crowd!
Oh give him a break, maybe he's buying them for the articles... isn't that why people buy the magazines? He should be congratulated for knowing how to read....

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absorbentishe

What's a porn magazine? I'm confused. The only porn I know is on the net, for free.

saut

Which is exactly why this is a big deal to this young man! He has something that exists not only in pixels, but holds an actual physical form. Something to hold and to cherish for the long, lonely years of his life. Happy spankings! (And just kidding)

ratbastid

It's a rite of passage. Our boy has become a... bigger boy!

yournamehere

What took you so long?
Did your dad just get his first dresser drawer?

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the_marq

Tho technically not a pr0n Mag I used to read Playboy for the articles (I never really liked the rubber girls), but then it got too left wing for me and I had to stop buying it.

Anyway, I hope this guy has a point.

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kurtisj

how interesting. *pats gdr on the back* congrats!

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hunnychile

The "Penthouse" hidden under the bathroom cabinet at the lovely home I used to babysit at weekly. WOW! I knew then that sex was a great fun & wonderful way to live and I was ready & wanting to try All of the techniques described therein.

Still do

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gdr2004

Ahhh sorry, I got mixed up and there's another thread where I put what I wanted to put (Oh dear). Mods?

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A few observations

1. I should have bought it on my 18th birthday instead of waiting for almost a month before deciding to take the faithful plunge towards the porn mag stand

2. Some of the chicks in the mag are quite ugly, at least by my standards. Are my standards too high? Maybe they're in there as a speed bump in case I'm "going through the pages" too fast.

3. They come in packages of three!

4. The grocery store clerk will NOT look at you weird (maybe because I decided a refill for a bicycle oil lube could wait until the next trip)

5. Playboy actually has articles and they're quite interesting!

6. A magazine centerfold actually folds out a la movies. Neat!

7. There are no red x's in a porn magazine
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To answer the questions- I turned 18 in May, and the first thing I wanted to do was what anyone would do, buy porn, cigarettes and goto a strip club. Problem was, I already had access to porn, I was out of one dollar bills, and I didn't smoke. Well, one day curiousity got the best of me and I marched into a local grocery store in the early mornings. My hands were shaking as I reached into my wallet to grab my picture ID. I was sweating on the inside, my legs were shaking, you would have thought that I was a rookie cop in a drug busting adventure, but really, everything I did was totally legal. Maybe it was my conservative christian upbringing which made my adventure into the porn magazine consumer land so "dangerous", but now that I've seen the other side of the fence so to speak, I like it :-D

denim

I'm glad to hear you were able to overcome your hangups.

monkeydriven

"I turned 18 in May, and the first thing I wanted to do was what anyone would do, buy porn, cigarettes and goto a strip club. "

Best thing about turning 18 is that you can vote....but that's just me

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ratbastid

I guess you were raised conservative christian!

In a few years I expect you to post that you just turned 21 and tasted your first beer!

maleficent

Excellent answer!

gdr2004, you did register to vote, in between all the porn didnt you? That's most important.

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Redgirl

See, back in MY day there was no "free porn" because there was no internet! I had to do it the old fashioned way; wait for my brother to steal my dads and then steal them from my brother! Well, he actually showed them to me, I was about 10 or 11 maybe. They were Penthouse and I liked them a lot. I can still remember the pictures even.
Then my parents found out and my mom made my dad throw them all away. So don't let your mom find them! My dad was well over 18, but she made him throw them out anyway.

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denim

Did she ever find out you were reading them?

kutulu

If buying them makes you nervous, you should buy them at a drive through liquor store (if they have them in your area)

gdr2004

Eh, I'm used to it. It was like taking a first big step into the unknown. It was amazing. The whole drive back, I couldn't believe I had a porn magazine in my car. :-D

Toodamnmanycars

Hopefully we get tired of looking at staged pictures of somebody else's girlfriend and begin to spend our energy (and hard-earned nickels) in developing the social skills to share our interest in such subjects with the members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, the times being as they are......), where fortunately we soon learn that they are just as interested in this particular subject as we are.

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