This is my long list of injuries (keep in mind I'm barely 21)
Herniated disk in my spine... required back surgery. Was doing squats (315lbs), two freshmen were fucking around and one pushed the other into me.
Blown knee. Rushing in in football, guy cut me from the side, tore the tendons/ligaments on the side, should have had surgery but was a retard and wore a sleeve (can still bend it sideways..)
Injured neck vertibrae, football they intercepted... 70yard split between the two of us... lots and lots of force behind us at that point... made it on the news for hit of the month. Broke his hip, my neck hasnt been as flexible since then.
Dislocated shoulder. Wrestling in state championship, did a move but ended up not going right... was a retard and told the coach to pop it back in.. still lost.
3 concussions from football/wrestling.
Broke 3 fingers in football.
over a dozen torn/pulled muscles.
I could go on but you get the point... god I'm going to be decrepid when I get older.
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