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gdr2004 · 06-13-2004, 01:29 PM

Wasn't sure where I should post this (sorry Mods), but I finally got my first set of porn magazines the other day.

A few observations

1. I should have bought it on my 18th birthday instead of waiting for almost a month before deciding to take the faithful plunge towards the porn mag stand

2. Some of the chicks in the mag are quite ugly, at least by my standards. Are my standards too high? Maybe they're in there as a speed bump in case I'm "going through the pages" too fast.

3. They come in packages of three!

4. The grocery store clerk will NOT look at you weird (maybe because I decided a refill for a bicycle oil lube could wait until the next trip)

5. Playboy actually has articles and they're quite interesting!

6. A magazine centerfold actually folds out a la movies. Neat!

7. There are no red x's in a porn magazine

06-13-2004, 01:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
gdr2004 Crazy Location: CA	My first porn magazine Wasn't sure where I should post this (sorry Mods), but I finally got my first set of porn magazines the other day. A few observations 1. I should have bought it on my 18th birthday instead of waiting for almost a month before deciding to take the faithful plunge towards the porn mag stand 2. Some of the chicks in the mag are quite ugly, at least by my standards. Are my standards too high? Maybe they're in there as a speed bump in case I'm "going through the pages" too fast. 3. They come in packages of three! 4. The grocery store clerk will NOT look at you weird (maybe because I decided a refill for a bicycle oil lube could wait until the next trip) 5. Playboy actually has articles and they're quite interesting! 6. A magazine centerfold actually folds out a la movies. Neat! 7. There are no red x's in a porn magazine Last edited by gdr2004; 06-15-2004 at 07:57 AM..