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Originally posted by H12
Dear Clavus,
My aunt's new boyfriend has a 16-year-old daughter that is a goth straight out of rehab for over-dosing. I'm afraid she's going to be a bad influence on my lil' 12-year-old cousin, my aunt's only son. What do I do?!
Gothophobic Worrier
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Dear GW -
You are right to be worried. Because you are a caring person with a good head on your shoulders, I'm going to give you a very important job. Next time this Goth chick passes out, you need to steal her drugs and put them someplace very safe...someplace like...my house. Ya. bring the drugs to me.
And don't worry about your cousin. It's not every 12-year-old who gets to bang a goth junkie. And he has a prime opportunity.