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Originally posted by micah67
Dear Clavus,
I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, “If you see it in The Sun, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?
Virginia O’Hanlon
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Dear VO -
Listen to your daddy. He is trying to teach you a very important lesson. First of all, go stare at the sun. Don't blink. Look at it for a long long time. After an hour or so, what do you see?
That's right...no Jolly Fat Elf, in fact, I'd wager that you don't see a damn thing. In other words - There is no Santa. And that's a pity, because SOMEBODY needs to give you a white cane for Christmas.