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Originally posted by redlemon
Please, Clavus, we want an advice thread!
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Good lord, can you imagine?!
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Dear Clavus –
My wife has gained considerable weight since we were married, and though I love her with all my heart, I am no longer physically attracted to her. Lately, I have been having vivid fantasies about the lovely redhead behind the register at McDonalds. What should I do?
- Lustful McHusband
Dear LM –
Look, your wife isn’t going to change. You need to change your perception of your wife. Get the following items, a red wig, McDonalds name-tag, a quart of vodka and one of those funhouse mirrors that make things look really skinny…