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Quotable quotes
"The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."
"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."
"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself."
"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures."
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