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04-20-2003, 04:36 AM

"The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures."

zizdog69 · 04-20-2003, 04:43 AM

Beautiful quotes, <b>chris</b>. I will have to spread these around with my friends!

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 09:21 PM

thanks for the one liners

snowy · 04-20-2003, 10:36 PM

how about: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

small one · 04-20-2003, 11:03 PM

Good. Could do with more

pazza · 04-21-2003, 03:26 AM

hah that first one is great

miked10270 · 04-21-2003, 04:37 AM

Gotta add one....

"There's a lot more to oral sex than just talking about it!"

Mike.

warrrreagl · 04-21-2003, 05:56 AM

Another great Woody Allen quote: "Is sex dirty? It is if you're doing it right."

3x0 · 04-21-2003, 06:13 AM

Sex all over =)

Nice quotes

duckduck · 04-21-2003, 07:46 AM

Those are all great. Gonna try them out with a bunch of people who would, uh, appreciate them.

MexicanOnABike · 04-21-2003, 08:27 AM

ahahaha... great! just like my sig.

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 01:03 PM

those are great... using a few of them myself now... thanks

04-20-2003, 04:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
chris c Guest	Quotable quotes "The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant." "I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get." "Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself." "Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you." "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer." "I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures."

04-20-2003, 04:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	Beautiful quotes, <b>chris</b>. I will have to spread these around with my friends! __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

04-20-2003, 10:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	how about: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

04-21-2003, 03:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	hah that first one is great __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-21-2003, 05:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Another great Woody Allen quote: "Is sex dirty? It is if you're doing it right." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-20-2003, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	thanks for the one liners

04-20-2003, 11:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Good. Could do with more

04-21-2003, 04:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
miked10270 Banned Location: Scotland	Gotta add one.... "There's a lot more to oral sex than just talking about it!" Mike.

04-21-2003, 06:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
3x0 Insane	Sex all over =) Nice quotes

04-21-2003, 07:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Those are all great. Gonna try them out with a bunch of people who would, uh, appreciate them. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-21-2003, 08:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahaha... great! just like my sig. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-22-2003, 01:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	those are great... using a few of them myself now... thanks __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~