I was reminded of clevus's story as well.  I must congratulate you 
 
even though it probably made for  night filled with many annoyances, it made for an 
excellent story.  one that can be told and retold for ages.
i would have loved to have seen you as you walked into wal-mart in your current state.  Man, if that happened to me i'd be screwed 

  i live quite a ways from Wal-mart*grin*.. .gas-stations here i come!