129. The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.
165. I do not get 'that time of month'.
166. No, the pants are not optional.
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
169. Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'
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http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html