lol, Maddux is great.  I loved his take on Comp USA.
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=compusa_sucks
 
I went there to ask two simple question when building my computer.  I wanted to know if I should buy screws to hold my HD, and drives in place and what type if any.  Instead of actually helping me the asshole talks down to me a little and then tries to get me to spend $30 on a mounting kit.  I didn't see "Jackass" written across my head but I guess he did.