Now the thing to remember when you have food poisoning is that if you have diarrhea AND need to vomit, but you only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And let me tell you, vomit may be no fun to clean up, but liquid shit is fucking HOT LAVA, okay? It will just destroy whatever the hell it touches.
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f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"
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