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Sleepyjack · 06-03-2004, 09:17 AM

If your stools are soft and pass easily, you are not constipated

Sion · 06-03-2004, 09:19 AM

have you heard the new pickup line at gay bars?

"Can I push your stool in?"

Mephex · 06-03-2004, 09:37 AM

If you own a fleshlight, make sure to clean it out after every use.

You do NOT want week old funk dripping on your hands when you go to use it again.

pig · 06-03-2004, 10:27 AM

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but nothing beats hooking up with your sister's best friend.

Munku · 06-03-2004, 05:13 PM

I prefer it more when my poo is a tad hard and doesn't leave anything to whipe.

fernweh · 06-04-2004, 12:34 AM

Now the thing to remember when you have food poisoning is that if you have diarrhea AND need to vomit, but you only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And let me tell you, vomit may be no fun to clean up, but liquid shit is fucking HOT LAVA, okay? It will just destroy whatever the hell it touches.

WarWagon · 06-04-2004, 12:36 AM

If you throw up in the middle of a public place, its best to just play it off casually as though it never happened, particularly if people are staring.

bundy · 06-04-2004, 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by WarWagon
If you throw up in the middle of a public place, its best to just play it off casually as though it never happened, particularly if people are staring.

thats pretty hard to do when your seriously drunk, and your on a bus.
if only i'd thought to just deny that it was me, and blame that old lady sitting in front of me. then i wouldn't have had to walk home in the rain.

Fly · 06-04-2004, 03:46 AM

i not only would like to give her a tip,.........but the whole thing

Blackthorn · 06-04-2004, 12:46 PM

How do you feel about naked women showing up on the beach?

I'm for it of course!

06-03-2004, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Tip of the day If your stools are soft and pass easily, you are not constipated

06-03-2004, 09:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	have you heard the new pickup line at gay bars? "Can I push your stool in?" __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-03-2004, 09:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	If you own a fleshlight, make sure to clean it out after every use. You do NOT want week old funk dripping on your hands when you go to use it again. __________________ He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections. -Samuel Adams

06-03-2004, 10:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but nothing beats hooking up with your sister's best friend. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

06-04-2004, 12:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
fernweh Crazy Location: San Francisco	Now the thing to remember when you have food poisoning is that if you have diarrhea AND need to vomit, but you only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And let me tell you, vomit may be no fun to clean up, but liquid shit is fucking HOT LAVA, okay? It will just destroy whatever the hell it touches. __________________ f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"

06-03-2004, 05:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I prefer it more when my poo is a tad hard and doesn't leave anything to whipe.

06-04-2004, 12:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	If you throw up in the middle of a public place, its best to just play it off casually as though it never happened, particularly if people are staring.

06-04-2004, 03:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i not only would like to give her a tip,.........but the whole thing __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-04-2004, 12:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	How do you feel about naked women showing up on the beach? I'm for it of course! __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?