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Not to distract from yours, which is definately a good one, but this has always been one of my favorites, and to keep the golf jokes together:
A man was golfing with his pastor. He was trying to make a putt and missed. "Damn, I missed!" he exlamed. "You keep saying that, God will strike you with lightning," the pastor responded.
Well they kept playing and the man missed another putt. "Damn, I missed!" Again, the pastor said, "you keep saying that, God will strike you with lightning."
Well the man missed a third putt and again, "Damn, I missed!" Just then, a bolt of lightning struck out of the sky and hit the pastor. A loud booming voice from the sky said, "Damn, I missed"
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