tekaweni

A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf. The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.

Amazed, the friend says, “Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?”

“Somersaults,” the man says.

“Somersaults!” the friend exclaims. “That’s incredible. How many does he do?”

“Depends how hard I kick him.”

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mofonyx

ouCh !

fizzledorf

that's one motivated puppy...

MerKon4

Ah, that just woke me up this morning. Great Joke.

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Delvid

Hope nobody is a peta member. I liked it though.

Kepage23

Not to distract from yours, which is definately a good one, but this has always been one of my favorites, and to keep the golf jokes together:

A man was golfing with his pastor. He was trying to make a putt and missed. "Damn, I missed!" he exlamed. "You keep saying that, God will strike you with lightning," the pastor responded.
Well they kept playing and the man missed another putt. "Damn, I missed!" Again, the pastor said, "you keep saying that, God will strike you with lightning."
Well the man missed a third putt and again, "Damn, I missed!" Just then, a bolt of lightning struck out of the sky and hit the pastor. A loud booming voice from the sky said, "Damn, I missed"

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