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Originally quoted be Bernie
stealing is wrong.
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but drunken stealing is hilarious!
i know a guy who is a klepto drunk, every saturday night for an entire month he'd be down the Oaks (for those who know Sydney), and without fail he'd suddenly grab a bar stool and sprint out the door.
now theres nothing funnier than watching some pissed idiot loping down the road with a bar stool under his arm, and three BIG maori bouncers chasing after him.