Thanks for the tips guys, but I've already tried everything you've suggested. Clit stimulation during sex, foreplay that lasts for hours, going down on her until my jaw locks up and I have to get a warm piece of beef from the kitchen to carry on with (just kidding). Maybe you're right Aladdin - maybe it just wasn't meant to be (although I won't stop trying!).
By the way, otters generally don't have pockets, but if they did they'd be pretty wet, what with otters spending so much time swimming and all.
Toxic, I usually prefer the phrase, "Robert's your mother's brother," but even fewer people understand that. Anyway, I think that most people in the US probably have an Uncle Bob and just don't understand why you need to point that out to them.
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