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Actually, I've heard:
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
And was completely floored when she said what amounted to:
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
And she's said, over the years, things that add up to:
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
I love my wife.
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