pazza

I dunno, whenever i hear this joke i crack up

A guy walks into a pub and sees his mate Jim slumped over the bar. He walks up and asks him: "Whats the matter?" Jim looks up dolefully and says: "Hey Bob, Well you know that really gorgeous girl at my work, with the great chest, gorgeous bum and fantastic legs? You remember I mentioned that without fail I get an erection when I see her." "Yeah I remember" says his friend. "Well I finally got the nerve to ask her out." says Jim. Bob raises an eyebrow: "That's great! What did she say?" "Well she said "Yes!" I have just come back from seeing her" his mate says bitterly. "Well how did it go?" asks Bob, a little confused. "Well I thought ahead, and not wanting to draw immediate attention to my attaction to her I decided to tape my old fella to my leg. It wasn't too uncomfortable and when I went to pick her up she looked amazing - wearing the shortest dress I have ever seen, breasts about to pop out. She looked fantastic!" "So why're you drinking yourself into oblivion down here? What the hell went wrong?" asked Bob. Jim replied: "I kicked her in the face."

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