pazza

I dunno, whenever i hear this joke i crack up

A guy walks into a pub and sees his mate Jim slumped over the bar. He walks up and asks him: "Whats the matter?" Jim looks up dolefully and says: "Hey Bob, Well you know that really gorgeous girl at my work, with the great chest, gorgeous bum and fantastic legs? You remember I mentioned that without fail I get an erection when I see her." "Yeah I remember" says his friend. "Well I finally got the nerve to ask her out." says Jim. Bob raises an eyebrow: "That's great! What did she say?" "Well she said "Yes!" I have just come back from seeing her" his mate says bitterly. "Well how did it go?" asks Bob, a little confused. "Well I thought ahead, and not wanting to draw immediate attention to my attaction to her I decided to tape my old fella to my leg. It wasn't too uncomfortable and when I went to pick her up she looked amazing - wearing the shortest dress I have ever seen, breasts about to pop out. She looked fantastic!" "So why're you drinking yourself into oblivion down here? What the hell went wrong?" asked Bob. Jim replied: "I kicked her in the face."

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crewsor

Thats great. I havn't heard that one.

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cchris

Excellent joke

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jmf1234

What a great joke. thanks for the laugh

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forgotten_dream

*L* I've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh....

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Darklight Adept

bwah! that's great!

Eviltree

that was hillarious.

Silverbrain

Nice one.

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Sparky

Never heard that one before, good one.

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vevaphon

oh god, i had a co-worker come in to my cube to find out why i was laughing.

good thing she didn't see the joke.

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riptide4070

LOL...not all these jokes get that kind of response

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gloveshot3

aww to be that young again, today i'd only hit her knee-cap

Hycdubg

Haha! great joke, but....no pic?

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Blazin

hahaha, thats hilarious!

GSRIDER

Great Joke

now for a serios question....
was that joke of English origin? It sounds like british humor for some reason

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warrrreagl

A new one for me, and already a classic.

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prb

First joke in a while that made me laugh out loud when I read it.