Southpark has already tackled this issue. As everyone should know by now, Earth is the Universe's #1 Reality TV Show. We narrowly avoided cancellelation (ie destruction) thanks to Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. After a plea to the Universe's network execs, we were allowed to continue with our existence and provide countless hours of entertainment to the citizens of the cosmos.
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Remember, wherever you go... there you are.
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